TAG TEAM SURVIVOR: TRIBAL COUNCIL
Our scene fades into Melvin Beauregard sitting at a desk. Behind him the MGM logo is illuminated with overhead lights, while the Survivor logo sits plastered across the front of his desk. Two envelopes are being shuffled in his hands as the Survivor theme music finally stops playing. There are two conspicuous places where obviously Tiki-Torches are missing. Melvin looks at the camera with a smile.
Melvin Beauregard: Hello, and welcome to tribal council… because our competitors are wrestlers, and sometimes things get heated, we did our voting anonymously. So here in my hands, I have the two little envelopes that set the fate for everyone involved tonight.
Melvin smirks and nods his head.
Melvin Beauregard: Sadly, we all saw team Delta Upsilon Iota win tonight in spite of that forklift stealing jerk King Blueberry, and clearly because Solid Gold Rock ‘N Roll was able to get that boulder across the line. But anyway… enough with the theatrics… these envelopes contain everything we need to know for the rest of the night.
Melvin places the first envelope on the desk in front of him. The suspiciously light blue envelope clearly says TEAM V.I.A.G.R.A. across the front. Melvin smiles and opens the envelope.
Melvin Beauregard: Our first team eliminated from Survivor… is 2Become1. Vickie, go ahead and give me a call if you find any friends. I couldn’t appreciate the relationship you and Jonathan-Christopher have anymore. I know I’m married already, but really, this ring is just for show.
A disturbing wink from a power donut having thirty five year old male is enough to repulse anyone. The next envelope, red in color, is placed on the table. CRUDELY CIVILIZED is spelled out in giant letters.
Melvin Beauregard: And I’d like to read the next full text on one of the voting cards, for the reason this vote has happened… AHEM!
Melvin clears his throat awkwardly before addressing the room.
Melvin Beauregard: Remember, I am reading from the card. It says: This place is full of idiots. We quit. Vote out The Bruvs…
Melvin smirks again.
Melvin Beauregard: So there you have it folks, we are down The Hollywood Bruvs, and the lovely team of 2Become1. We have ten teams left in Survivor… and we’ll be coming to you live in two weeks time with our next challenge here at the MGM Grand! Thank you all for watching…
The screen fades to our next scene as Melvin sits back.