THE CHOCO TACO TORTURE, PT. 1

The camera is fixed on Bobby Dean’s face as his eyes blink open. He’s in a small, poorly lit room. He looks around, confused, and then tries to stand up. This is when he realizes he is tied to a chair.

Bobby Dean: What the… Listen, my safe word is stop, okay?

The camera pans out to find Paxton Ray sitting across from Bobby, a cardboard box next to him. The Lafayette Bruiser smiles.

Bobby Dean: Stop!

Paxton Ray: Afraid I can’t do that, Bobby. Not after everythin’ y’all did to me and my partner. Now, Jon just wants t’ ignore ya. He doesn’t really think you’re worth worryin’ about. And that’s good for him. But I ain’t my partner. And if somebody keeps comin’ after me, I’ma come back as hard as I can.

Bobby Dean: But I only came the one time! The other time, it was Doozey who came on you.

Paxton stands up, completely ignoring Bobby’s pleas as he turns his back to the big man, fiddling with the cardboard box.

Bobby Dean: What are you going to do to me?

Paxton Ray: The thing that’ll hurt ya the most.

He rips open the box, then grabs something out of it.

Paxton Ray: The sign was half right, Bobby. No scantily clad women, I’m afraid. But we do have these. 

He holds up a wrapped choco taco, which causes Bobby to gasp and lick his lips.

Paxton Ray: I’m sure ya heard that these are goin’ away soon. In fact, this is the last box in alla Vegas. I made sure of it. 

Paxton sits back down and begins to deliberately open the wrapper of the Choco Taco. 

Paxton Ray: Now I could follow up on that hit from before. Beat ya like mad, leave ya bloodied on the floor of the backstage area. Find your partner, do the same thing to him. But that wouldn’t hurt like this will. So now…

He completely unwraps the treat and holds it up for Bobby to see.

Paxton Ray: I’m gonna eat every. Single. One. Of these Choco Tacos in front of ya. 

Bobby Dean: You can’t do that!

Paxton Ray: Oh I can, Bobby, and I will. I ain’t got no digestive issues. Now, let’s get started.

Paxton crunches down on the first taco as Bobby screams and we cut.