THE eGG BANDITS vs. SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIALS vs. NATE COLTON AND NATHAN FILMIX
We’re back at ringside, where Vince Howard and referee Jimmy Turnbull are standing in the ring for our next match…but before we get going, the affair is interrupted by the sound of “Let Me Entertain You” hitting the arena as the Masters of the Multiverse B-Team step out onto the stage, making a beeline for the commentary table…much to the chagrin of Richard Parker in particular.
Nick Stuart: Folks, we’re about to get underway with triple threat tag team action between the Egg Bandits, Saturday Night Special, and the Nate-ural Disasters…but it seems we’re being joined at the booth by Randall Schwartz and Kenny Freeman!
Richard Parker: Whoever the hell that is! Why are you two out here, anyway?
Kenny is taken aback by the remark, as Randall settles down putting the headset on.
Randall Schwartz: Hey, hi, hello! Mic check, one two! Can you hear me?
Nick Stuart: Yep, we hear ya just fine Randall!
Randall Schwartz: Wonderful! Now to answer your question, we are out here scouting the competition in the tag team division!
At this point Kenny has finally settled into his seat as well, putting the headset on with not nearly the degree of difficulty his compatriot just had.
Kenny Freeman: That’s right, these three teams have something in common…they got knocked out of Tag Team Survivor, which means we have a chance of facing one or more of these teams next time we’re scheduled to compete!
Nick Stuart: Right, we have this match along with the Hollywood Bruvs taking on Dangerous Mix later tonight and…
Randall just scoffs at this.
Randall Schwartz: Right, assuming the Bruvs don’t quit yet again on their way to the ring. Which, if they do, tells me that they’re scared of David Fox and Mushigoroshi. You know who isn’t scared of them?
Randall motions to himself and Kenny, who chuckles in response.
Kenny Freeman: Not us, that’s for sure! And unlike the Bruvs, we are more than willing to take on any challenge that comes our…
Kenny doesn’t get to finish his remark before noticing David Fox approaching him from behind. Kenny drops the headset, raising his hands up as he backs away. Randall quickly follows suit at the site of Mushigihara. Some words are exchanged between the two teams, nothing we catch but definitely something we can infer as the Masters run off to the back, followed closely by Dangerous Mix before we go back to Nick and Richard.
Nick Stuart: Well folks, it seems we won’t be hearing from the Masters of the Multiverse B-Team after all!
Richard Parker: Good! I’d rather focus on the in-ring action anyhow. Who was that one guy, anyway?
Nick just rolls his eyes at this as we cut to ringside!
Vince Howard: The following triple threat tag match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first…
“Banditstruck” plays as Bobby Dean and Doozer make their way to the ring.
Vince Howard: At a combined weight of 642 pounds, they are the team of Bobby Dean and Doozer…THE EGG BAAAANDIIIITS!
The Bandits continue their journey, much to the delight of a good portion of the crowd as the pair enter the ring to get ready for the match.
Nick Stuart: Bobby Dean and Doozer looking to keep things rolling after a win against Solid Gold Rock and Roll a couple weeks ago!
Richard Parker: I’m shocked you would use the word “rolling” while Bobby Dean is around, Nick!
Vince Howard: Introducing next, their opponents…
“Drink” by Alestorm hits the PA system of the MGM Grand as Pat Cassidy and Brock Newbludd make their way to the ring, staring down the Bandits that await them.
Vince Howard: At a combined weight of 484 pounds, the team of Pat Cassidy and Brock Newbludd…SAAATURDAAAAY NIIIIIGHT SPECIALLLLS!
Pat and Brock charge down to the ring, sliding in before staring down their foes for the evening. The four men start jawjacking, though we don’t quite pick up what’s being said.
Nick Stuart: Looks like things are already heating up between the Bandits and SNS here!
Richard Parker: Cassidy and Newbludd are still reeling from being eliminated from Survivor but if there’s ever a chance to bounce back it’s tonight!
Vince Howard: And introducing their opponents…
“Tryin’” by The Eagles plays over the PA system, as Nate Colton steps out followed almost begrudgingly by his partner Nathan Filmix, the two mostly focused on the task ahead of them as they head down toward the ring.
Vince Howard: At a combined weight of 475 pounds, they are the team of…COOOOLTON AND FIIIIIILMIIIIIIX!
The duo quickly rush to the ring, and it becomes clear that things could escalate any second as Turnbull maintains order as best he can.
Nick Stuart: Speaking on the point you made Richard, these guys were unable to finish the last challenge due to the injury Colton suffered, and you know that the Bandits and SNS could look to take advantage of that!
Richard Parker: That’s right Nick, Colton’s got a target on his back…or in this case, his head!
We start things off with Doozer, Pat, and Nate…Filmix, who taunts the others to come at him, only to send Pat over the top rope to the outside before focusing his attention on Doozer by sending him to the neutral corner with an Irish whip! Filmix charges toward the corner, but takes an elbow to the face by the Boston Bruiser!
Nick Stuart: Welp, that didn’t go well for Filmix!
Richard Parker: Nathan didn’t see that one coming, and now Doozer’s getting a leg up!
Filmix is sent reeling back, an opening that Doozer quickly exploits with some right hands to the Wrestling Junkie before sending him to the ropes. He looks for a clothesline on the rebound, but Filmix ducks it…and hits a running forearm smash to the head of the Old Bull! Pat makes his way back into the ring now, going after Filmix with some right hands of his own before Doozer joins him in a double-team beatdown!
Nick Stuart: And now we have a temporary alliance between a Bandit and a Special, with the intent of wearing down Filmix!
Richard Parker: All’s fair in love and triple threat matches, Nick!
Doozer and Cassidy send Filmix to the ropes, this time connecting with a double clothesline that sends Filmix down hard to the canvas…and Doozer kicks Pat in the gut as a thank-you gift for the assist!
Nick Stuart: Oh now what’s this about!?
Richard Parker: Like I said Nick, all’s fair in…
Nick Stuart: Yeah yeah, I get it.
Doozer drives his elbow into the back of Cassidy now, over and over again to put an exclamation point on the statement he’s making. Doozer hits the ropes, building up momentum before connecting with a hard fist drop on Cassidy that sends the Scrapper from Southie to the canvas! Doozer goes for the cover, not noticing that Filmix is back to his feet as Turnbull makes the count!
And Filmix with a boot to the back of Doozer breaks up the count immediately!
Nick Stuart: No dice for Doozer there!
Richard Parker: Filmix not letting Doozer get away with that so easily!
Doozer gets to his feet, confronting Filmix before the two trade lefts and rights…only for Filmix to lock in a waistlock, looking for a German suplex…but Doozer blocks it, countering into a waistlock of his own! Doozer struggles as he too looks for a German suplex, but Filmix blocks that before breaking out of the hold…and the two stand off with fists up, much to the approval of the crowd!
Nick Stuart: Filmix and Doozer with a surprising exchange there!
Richard Parker: Nothing surprising about it, Nick! Doozer knows how to hold his own, we just don’t usually see it.
While the pair are focused on figuring out their next move, we see Cassidy make it back to his feet, looking to square up with both of his opponents! Filmix and Doozer oblige, and this time it’s Pat on the wrong end of a double-fisted beatdown before he’s sent to the corner…where he’s able to make the tag to Newbludd!
Nick Stuart: And here comes Milwaukee’s Beast himself!
Richard Parker: Like a bat outta hell, he’s rip and rarin’ to go!
Newbludd unleashes a flurry of offense, rights and lefts like a storm raining down upon Filmix and Doozer before sending the latter to the corner…where a strange shift of gravity causes Bobby Dean’s hand to slap Doozer on the shoulder for arguably the blindest of all blind tags!
Nick Stuart: Oh boy, Bobby does NOT look quite as enthused about this as Newbludd does!
Richard Parker: Bobby Dean is gonna have to do something though, cause Doozer looks out of sorts right now!
Bobby slowly steps into the ring, raising his hands up as if to say he wants no part of Newbludd…who doesn’t give the Beautiful One much of a say in the matter, unloading a series of lefts and rights on the big man! Newbludd winds up, looking for a wide haymaker…but is intercepted by the recovered Filmix, who rattles him with a right hand of his own! Bobby catches Filmix from behind with a forearm, blindsiding the Wrestling Junkie in the process…but Filmix fights back, sending Bobby to the corner before rushing over to Colton for the tag!
Nick Stuart: And things are gonna get interesting with Colton in!
Richard Parker: Time to see how well he’s recovered, Nick!
Colton looks to swing the momentum in his favor as he goes to work on Bobby Dean, trying to keep the big man off his game with some swift kicks to the leg followed by a headlock…but Bobby is able to counter that, hoisting Colton up and driving him headfirst to the canvas with a back suplex!
Nick Stuart: And what a move that was by Bobby Dean! That had to have done a number on Colton, though!
Richard Parker: Looks like it did a number on Bobby, too!
Bobby rolls over to the corner, looking a bit out of it as we see Doozer back to his feet as he leans over, just barely managing to lightly tap Dean’s back…and Turnbull is counting it as a tag! Doozer rushes in, making a beeline for Colton as he goes for the cover for the second time in this bout!
Unfortunately for the Boston Bruiser, Newbludd breaks up the pinfall! Newbludd brings Doozer to his feet, lifting him up for a vertical suplex that drops him to the canvas! Meanwhile, Colton is slowly getting to his feet as he favors his neck after the damage that’s been done…just in time to be rocked by a hard uppercut by Newbludd!
Nick Stuart: Newbludd really going all out here, letting both Doozer and Colton know what he’s made of!
Richard Parker: You love to see it, Nick! Newbludd’s really showing some aggression here, preferably of the ruthless variety!
Richard’s words ring true as Newbludd really ramps up the intensity here, laying the strikes in thick on Colton as Doozer finally builds back up to a vertical base. He catches Newbludd off guard, connecting with a German suplex that sends the Beast on his own trip to the Rasslin’ Residence! Newbludd is down as Doozer turns his attention to Colton…who stops the Old Bull from charging at him by pulling the top rope down, using Doozer’s own momentum against him as he goes flying over to the outside! Newbludd shakes the proverbial cobwebs out of his literal head as he stands up, noticing Colton still looking a bit off from earlier.
Nick Stuart: Uh oh, this could be bad news for Nate Colton!
Richard Parker: Newbludd’s got that look in his eye!
Newbludd is out to finish things here as he attacks Colton, looking to keep the pressure on him while bringing him up to his knees before hitting the ropes! FACE MELTER–NO! Colton dodges that Shining Wizard just in the nick of time, and Newbludd falls to his back as a result! Colton rushes Newbludd from behind, locking in the Colton Clutch! Newbludd is fighting back as best he can…but to no avail, as Colton sends him flying over with the suplex! With Newbludd down and the Bandits still recovering on the outside, Colton goes for the cover as Turnbull makes the count!
DING DING DING!
Vince Howard: Ladies and gentlemen, your winners via pinfall…COOOOLTONNNN AND FILLLLMIIIIIIX!
Turnbull helps Colton to his feet before raising his hand in victory, with Filmix coming in to join in the celebration before we cut to commentary!
Nick Stuart: What a win here for Colton and Filmix, particularly with Colton still recovering from the nasty turn of events from the previous Survivor round!
Richard Parker: I’ll give credit where it’s due, Colton showed a lot of heart and guts to work through that pain, and it paid off in dividends!
The duo continue to soak in the crowd’s appreciation as we see the Bandits finally recovering, choosing to regroup on the entranceway as we go to commercial!