THE EIFFEL TOWER
The scene opens up backstage in the hallway. The camera is focused on a very specific door. A nameplate on the door reads M. Beauregard. The cameraman holds his shot on the door as a mad symphony of guttural grunts, shattering sounds, and polyrhythmic creakings can be heard coming from behind the door.
Until they can’t be heard.
Another minute or so goes by, and the door opens a crack. Garbage Bag Johnny peeks his head out. He looks like he’s gotten in a good workout. He checks to see if the coast is clear before sneaking out the door wearing a futuristic jumpsuit. He exits hallway right.
Next, it’s Muriel. She’s even dewier than Johnny. She checks if the coast is clear and sneaks out the door wearing Garbage Bag Johnny’s t-shirt with bathrobe print. She takes off hallway left.
About a minute goes by.
And finally, it’s Future GBJ, looking like he’s just gotten out of a sauna. Instead of sneaking out, he just bursts through the door wide open. He’s fully nude, covering his genitals with a framed photograph of Melvin Beauregard with his family.
Future looks both ways but eventually chooses the path regular Johnny took. As soon as Future GBJ moves from the center of the frame, we get a brief glimpse of the carnage in Melvin’s office as the door slowly swings back shut.
There’s definitely a used adult diaper in there.