THE HOLLYWOOD BRUVS vs. 2BECOME1
Our scene opens up to Vince Howard in the center of the ring and then… “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls plays over the PA as a nervous looking Jonathan-Christopher Hall emerges with his “best friend”, REAL LOVE Darin Zion. DZ has a confident smirk on his face and tells the crowd in the front row what type of man he is. He also tells everyone if they wanna get with him, they gotta get with the Hall’s first. Clearly. Meanwhile, because Vickie has decided to be part of the LOVE CONVOY back in the MGM Grand atrium, The Timid Tiger is more timid than he normally would be without his security blanket. He pussyfoots down the rampway, well behind REAL LOVE. Zion slides into the ring and hops up and down in the center of the mat, making sure the blood flows through his veins. The Vow of Virtue simply rolls under the bottom rope and finds their corner. Zion smacks Hall in the back like they’ve got this and Jonathan-Christopher gives a nervous smile upon return.
Vince Howard: Introducing the team of Jonathan-Christopher Hall and Darin Zion
Zion nudges Howard pretty hard, as if he forgot a part of the announcement.
Vince Howard: Introducing JC Hall and REAL LOVE Darin Zion
Hall nudges Howard, although it’s much weaker than Zion’s.
Vince Howard: Introducing the team of Jonathan-Christopher Hall and REAL LOVE Darin Zion… TWO BECOME ONE! Zion gets all jacked while Hall returns to his corner.
“F*cking in the Bushes” by Oasis hits the system and the fans boo out loudly. Through the curtain comes the smell of an Abercrombie store and way too much see through silk clothing. The pair of “Bruvs” hit the top of the ramp and look over the crowd. Unlikely with his aviators, JFK with the bug eye glasses.
Vince Howard: Coming to the ring, weighing in at a total combined weight of 480 Lbs. The team of Jesse Fredricks Kendrix, and Mikey Unlikely…. THE HOLLYWOOD BRUVS!
They saunter down the aisle, walking as if they were on the catwalk. The reach ringside and JFK pulls himself onto the apron, Mikey takes the stairs. They each wipe their feet before entering the ring. Once inside the pair climb opposite turnbuckles and pose for the fans. Expecting bulbs, and receiving none they head to their corner to stretch.
Nick Stuart: AND WE’RE OFF IN A FLASH FOLKS!
The teams quickly sort out who the legal man is, Mikey Unlikely leads off for The Bruvs and Darin Zion leads off for 2Become1. The two men march to the center and Zion goes for a lockup but Mikey Unlikely slips away, a bit confused at Zion. Zion doesn’t give him any room and smashes him across the chest with a huge chop. Unlikely stumbles backwards into the corner, already begging off.
Nick Stuart: Looks like The Bruv’s want nothing to do with Darin Zion.
Richard Parker: I don’t think The Bruv’s want much to do with anything.
Mikey slips a thumb into Zion’s eye and walks away holding his chest and tags in Kendrix. JFK comes into the ring on fire, and hammers Zion with a few right hands before Zion manages to slip behind JFK and throw him to the ground with a huge german suplex into the 2Become1 corner. Zion tags in JCH who steps through the ropes and starts stomping away on JFK’s chest.
Nick Stuart: Quick tag for 2Become1
Richard Parker: Vickie Hall seems to be enjoying this.
JCH tags Zion back in and he brings JFK to his feet by his hair.
Richard Parker: THE HORROR!
Nick Stuart: He probably deserves it.
Zion goes for a right hand but JFK ducks under and hammers Zion with a chop to the chest. Zion stumbles backwards and Kendrix is back on him with more chops backing him back into The Bruv’s corner. Zion turns away looking for relief but Mikey Unlikely delivers a thumb to Zion’s eye for the trouble. Darin turns around into a boot from Kendrix that sends him right back into the corner.
Richard Parker: What a tag team these two are!
Nick Stuart: Yeah… I think they are doing wrestling moves for the first time ever in there.
Mikey holds Zion’s arms while Kendrix unloads with a series of chops and kicks to Real Love Darin Zion. Zion cringes holding his chest while Kendrix makes a tag to Unlikely. Mikey comes into the ring and immediately locks Zion into a headlock. Zion struggles against Mikey who looks absolutely shocked that Zion has anything left. Zion kicks Unlikely in the stomach and delivers the RATINGS SPIKE!
Nick Stuart: WHAT A MOVE FROM ZION!
Richard Parker: OH NO! SAVE HIM KENDRIX!
Kendrix does exactly that, while Darin Zion recovers Kendrix scoops Unlikely up and pulls him out of the ring. Kendrix tosses Mikey over his shoulder and marches up the ramp.
Nick Stuart: You have got to be kidding me.
Richard Parker: LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY BRUVS!
Turnbull shakes his head and counts The Hollywood Bruvs out.
DING DING DING
Vince Howard: AND YOUR WINNERS… 2BECOME1!
Nick Stuart: This quitting thing is getting absurd.
Richard Parker: I’ve been trying to do it for fifteen years Nick, and they won’t let me get away from you either.
Nick Stuart: And with that we’re off to commercial.
The scene fades away from the arena to commercial.