TURMOIL’S COMING

From the Masters of the MultiMoscowverse pre-tape, we go to Lindsay Troy’s office. The Queen sits behind a desk that is thankfully in one piece, which we attribute to nobody with an attitude problem deciding to throw a big baby waah waah tantrum in her presence this evening.

YAAAAAAAY!

The PRIMEates inside the arena also echo this YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! as LT appears on the PRIME*View. She smiles before speaking.

Lindsay Troy: Hi everyone, we’ve had an amazing night of action so far and there are still three matches to go, so I’m not going to take up a lot of time here. In six weeks, on June 30th and July 1st, PRIME will be in San Diego for our summer supershow, Tropical Turmoil. This is an event that PRIME has only held once before, and it’s my sincere privilege to be able to bring this back around during the ReVival Era.

RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Lindsay Troy: Longtime fans will remember during that first event there was something called the Turmoil Match. Six competitors faced off, elimination-style, to determine the #1 contender to the Universal Title…and we’re going to be doing it all again in San Diego.

RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Lindsay Troy: I won’t be determining who’ll be going into the Turmoil match outright. Three qualifier matches will be taking place at ReVival 29 in Albuquerque, New Mexico and another three will be taking place at ReVival 30 in Phoenix, Arizona. Win your qualifier and you’re in for some mayhem and a chance at the Universal Title. Good luck, and let’s get on with the show.

Cut to ringside.