U.N. COUTH
Like the previous show, the screen cuts to black before the sound of a VHS tape being inserted into an old player can be heard.
Fuzzy images of various doctors standing over a large metal tube can be seen with the Farthington Family crest emblazoned upon it. In fact it appears to be an extremely large version of the Farthington Jizz Canister, in fact it’s more like a Largington Cum Capsule. A small window set into the iron hide of the tube flashes with bright reds and blues. When they cease the doctors seem to nod knowingly to each other.
More shaky, found footage shows the same scientist at an undisclosed period of time later. They appear to be removing bolts from the large, suspiciously jizz canister shaped metal tube the lights had been emanating from. As soon as it is cracked open there is a loud hiss and a cloud of white smoke pours out of the broken seal.
Mysterious Woman: I’m sure you have a lot of questions right now.
A woman’s voice breaks over the poorly filmed footage. Long, spider-like fingers can be seen creeping out of the smoky innards of the tube. Just as a dark figure shifts from inside the metal tube and begins to slide into the light the footage freezes.
Mysterious Woman: Lots of spooky things can be inferred from this video. Probably a whole bunch of questions like.. Why the Farthington Sperm Box? Probably some others, I’m not a creative person. Just put all those questions you probably have out of your minds, kiddos.
The scene suddenly shifts to a stern looking, portly woman in her mid fifties with black and gray Karen hair. A pair of black horn-rimmed glasses sit on a short, stubby nose with a pair of overly large, judgemental eyes peer through them. She looks, to say the least, like a middle manager’s worst nightmare.
Mysterious Woman: My name is Ulsa N. Couth, head of U.N. Couth Talent Representatives Agency.
She flashes an insincere smile at the camera, a poorly practiced stretch of the lips that looked more like a sneer.
U.N. Couth: The footage you have seen is the first steps of my newest client entering a new phase of his life. He’s refreshed, refurbished and reborn. He’s ready to make his first ever PRIM3 on August 11th, at the PPG Paints Arena on ReVival 33. My client is ready to shake the foundation of this company and bring decades.. DECADES worth of experience.. All in the body of a 24 year old wrestling PRODIGY. A Legend and a Hall of Famer and technically he’s never even stopped into a professional wrestling ring before..
She is practically drooling as she builds up her mysterious client with a hungry, greedy gleam in her eyes.
U.N. Couth: So before you ask yourself anything.. You need to ask yourself one question. The first question I asked myself when I met my client. The ONLY question you need to ask yourself before ReVival 33. And that question, sweeties?
A low, throating laugh burples up Couth’s throat. Before she can answer she simply winks at the screen before it goes black.
Then we see the question.
The first question.
The only question.
WHO IS….
MAX KAEL?
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