WORLD’S MOST DANGEROUS SOMETHING
We find ourselves in one of the many, many halls deep inside the MGM Grand where Matt Mills is standing by!
Matt Mills: Hello PRIMEates, Matt Mills here! I’m about to get a word or two from the Masters of the Multiverse, but it seems they’re taking their sweet time arriving.
Matt looks around, unsure what to do until he hears Kenny Freeman calling from offscreen.
Kenny Freeman: Matt, buddy ol’ pal!
With that, the Masters of the Multiverse…B-Team step into the picture, looking quite tired from all the running around. Matt, naturally, picks up on this immediately.
Matt Mills: Is everything alright? I know we saw you and Dangerous Mix going at it earlier tonight, so…
Randall scoffs at this.
Randall Schwartz: We are perfectly fine, Matthew. We, uh, we cut them off at the coffee bar backstage…and what great timing, too, as I really needed that caffeine fix.
Before this interview can proceed any further, we see the very men Randall claims to have cut off step into the picture…neither of them looking very happy about the whole mess.
David Fox: Been lookin’ for you two, fellas.
You can just about hear both men gulp, Randall in particular adjusting his collar…forgetting he isn’t wearing a collared shirt. Kenny is the first to speak up, however.
Kenny Freeman: Oh, uh…hey Dave.
Fox chuckles derisively.
David Fox: Saw you at the little coffee counter before you decided to skedaddle, though I don’t really know WHY you did that… but one of those delicious chai lattes later and I figured me and Mushi here would look for ya and say hello.
Mushigihara: OSU.
The pupils in Randall Schwartz’s eyes really start to narrow, as he definitely understands what the God-Beast said.
David Fox: That’s right, big guy. We’re picking up what you put down at the last ReVival, and we’re happy to accept your cute little challenge.
He raises one hand to his face.
David Fox: The Masters of the Multiverse.
And then, the other.
David Fox: The Dangerous Mix.
And he dramatically clasps the hands together, holding them out for the hapless duo in front of him to see.
David Fox: The Great American Nightmare.
The Masters look at each other, Kenny wearing a look of concern on his face.
Kenny Freeman: Well, that sounds great but uh…
Randall chimes in, a smirk on his face.
Randall Schwartz: You’re on, gents.
Randall offers a hand to shake on it, and Kenny follows suit. David and Mushi are reluctant, but extend their hands…only for the Masters to pull back, a chuckle from Randall before the pair make their exit, leaving us with a confused and slightly frustrated Dangerous Mix before we cut back to ringside!