YOU CAN’T BE TOO CAREFUL
Earlier tonight, outside the Toyota Center before the show…
The camera pans in on Adam Ellis and Ginny Van Lear in the parking lot heading towards the entrance PRIME’s wrestlers use to enter the building.
We see Adam’s eyes go wide.
The camera turns to reveal there’s security guards waiting at the door
Security Guy #1: Ah, Miss Van Lear?
Ginny also seems a little surprised.
Ginny Van Lear: Yes?
Security Guy #2: Yeah, we’re going to have to make sure you’re not bringing any firearms into the building tonight.
Security Gal #1: Please spread your arms out.
She starts to pat Ginny down while Adam, slightly red-faced, stands off to the side.
After a thorough search, the Security Gal nods at one of the security guys.
Security Gal #1: She’s clean.
Ginny Van Lear: All right, then.
Ginny and Adam starts forward but they are stopped.
Security Guy #1: One second.
The security crew huddle and talk amongst themselves.
Security Guy #1: Let’s make sure.
He produces one of those Security Detection Wands that will pick up metal security personnel use to find hidden metallic objects that might pose a security threat. The hand-held metal detector uses an electro-magnetic field (EMF) to detect metal.
The security guy uses the wand and goes over practically every inch of Ginny’s body.
Nothing.
Again, Ginny starts toward the door.
Again, she’s stopped.
Security Guy #2: Ma’am. We need to make sure.
Security Guy #1: Please hold out your hands.
Ginny begins to show a little irritation.
Ginny Van Lear: What?
Security Gal #1: Please hold out your hands.
Adam Ellis: Just do it sweetheart so we can get inside.
Ginny huffs but does as she’s asked.
The Security Gal produces an Ion Mobility Spectrometer–Mass Spectrometer.
Security Gal #1: Please show me your palms now.
Rolling her eyes, Ginny again complies.
The Security Gal run a little wand with a white circle on the end over them… just touching the skin of her hands with the wand was slightly warm at the circle end. She then put the circle end into a machine, which must have read something about it, because it then beeped and displayed a green approved sign.
Ginny exhales.
Ginny Van Lear: Cain we goin now?
Again, the security staff huddles.
Security Guy #1: Please walk through this.
He points to a machine that resembles one of those x-ray machines you’d find going through security at an airport.
Adam walks through first.
Nothing.
Ginny then follows… closing her eyes and bracing herself…
Nothing.
The security guards all exchange glances… shrugs… and then even a little bit of disappointment.
Security Guy #1: All right. You can go in.
Irritated, Ginny marches through the door into the arena followed by her husband.
***
We cut to inside the arena.
The camera looks up into the rafters.
Upon further investigation, there appears to be a floating advertisement.
In fact, it’s the same floating advertisement for a sponsor that Ginny Van Lear shot down two weeks ago at ReVival 23.
The camera zooms in on the inflatable and there’s something on the bottom…
…
…a giant patch.