Private: Alexander Redding
Alright,
All afternoon, I’ve asked for an answer. An affable allstar. Absolute, agile ace. All this was just an awesome aberration. Alternatively, another altercation with yet another asshat, amateur.
But, besides brutal betrayal of best battles, far beyond buds. Business bereaved of beating the bastards, because, big bad boss wanted the brat to get bigged up. Bares out the bitch was banged up, and boosted. Boon of birth, begotten to a behemoth, bye bye.
Better.
Besides the bear…
A cornucopia of cold comfort, just classic. Called out ‘cause El Capitan can’t care for calm. I’ll concede, I’ll coldcock this cocksucker. Cramp the campy crap clear from my cherished career. Collegiate, cocky clown. Carny chode. Call me chicken?
Decent?
Dough-eyed Dally Daydream dares? Dilly, dilly. Defiantly, I’ll deface and disgrace this dogooder. Dizzy, daft, dogfaced deadweight.
Disagree? Don’t discount his dignity?
Easy.
Eager, if not exactly an egghead. Earsplitting in elocution, my eerie, egotistical enemy.
Fuck.
Farfetched, feeble, fatheated fancy. Fresh faced, fake friend. Fighting for the funsies. Find him falling in fast fashion Friday.
Fun.
Good grief. Godless gears grinding goodness gone. Glad, goober? Gawk at the goofy gimmick.
Gibberish.
How’s about here happy hits a haymaker. Ha. Hopeless, hard-boys’ shorts are hershey.
Hogwash.
Immature imbecile. Inane, insipid and inelegant. I’ll be ill-intent.
Idiot.
Just joshing?
Jerk of a jackass. Juggernaut? Jaws on my jugular? Jester.
Kinder killer? Killjoy.
Looks like lemon-mouth let the licks light the limits. Laughable, loud and limp. Little’ll learn the lethal lesson.
Lame.
Maybe, maybe.
Mushmouth must make me mad? Mixed-up muse. Mediocre mess? Match making me mistrust management, but melee is my medicine.
Mope.
No need to neglect the naive. Novice.
Nervous? Noise. The nightmare is nonexistent, and I’m notorious.
Obviously.
Open old offenses. Over-hyped opponent. Obnoxious obscenity. Oblivious and objectionable.
Predictable.
Precious pauper, people pleaser, play pretend. Peek the pitiful phony. Perhaps punches and powerslams will purple. Pray for peace? Pick pugnacity and pulverize the pinhead.
Quickly.
Questionable and quarrelsome.
Right.
Reek righteous ruin upon the ridiculous rogue. Regard Red as some runaway?
Reckless.
So, somehow slipping some from a six star series with the other standout, 5 Star Stud, now I have this shit show; Serves. Sure, slippery sumbitch is sassy, still satirical and super sarcastic. Scrapping ain’t got me scared.
Silly.
Then this titanic tilly, a terrible tumble. Trick the temperamental. Taunt and tease to till the tension. Thankless and thoughtless, time-consuming. Toxic and troll-y. Trash the tramp and tickle the top?
A tad tainted.
Uncalled for?
Villainous?
Willingly.
Yours.
Zero-sum.