Alexei Gregorovich Ruslan
Defender of The People With Praporshchik Ivan Stanislav
Warrior for Truth and Justice!
For Immediate Release!
Corruption Rampant in PRIME! Censorship! Propaganda! Unfairness!!!
Moscow, Russia- This message comes from the desk of Alexei Ruslan, foreign representative of The Russian Federation.
Corruption! Censorship! Propaganda! Unfairness! Rampant in PRIME!
Just this morning, well wishes were given to members of the PRIME roster and it was met with a shameful rebuke! Outrageous! Russians near and far have screamed as one at this blatant abuse of power!!
We will not be silenced! We are not dogs to be muzzled. No!
The Avalanche of Angry Phone Calls has begun! The Eyeful of Emails! The Litany of Letters! The Fusillade of Faxes! And other forms of civil communication! The workers will not be silenced! We will not go quietly!
I rescind my liking of all those named “Lindsay!” Lindsay Troy has besmirched that name, yes, but Lindsay Youngblood is still a woman and communist of the highest order! There are those who simply cannot rise to the mantle of such an honorable name!!
This is not the end. This is the beginning! Roster of PRIME rise up and defend your locker room leader, your comrades in arms, your unabashedly giving comrades! Ivan Stanislav and Alexei Ruslan!
THE TIME IS NOW!!! LEND US YOUR SUPPORT IN THIS TIME OF TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE WICKEDNESS!!