Rocky de Leon
This Sunday, see the world as you’ve never seen it before! Come to Rocky Jam 2023!
Cum and experience the
Gaze in wonder as machinated monstrosities soar above your head!
Cheer for your favorite pterosaur as he pilots Rockagedon through the skies!
PTERODACTYLS AREN’T DINOSAURS!!!
Gasp in amazement and horror as a flock of flying lizards tear into the Blue Angels!
NOT SANCTIONED BY THE US NAVY!!!
Bring an umbrella and a poncho unless you want to get soaked by the newest addition to Rocky Jam – the Fully Erect PTERODICKTAL!!!
(not actual jizz)
All this and more, this coming
Rocky woke up on his couch with a two third’s-eaten pastry on the floor, crumbs everywhere. He fumbled in his pocket for his cell phone.
“…did you lace the fucking cinnamon bun?”
“…I plead the fifth.”
“I fucking hate you.”