Private: GREAT SCOTT
HEY GUYS IT IS ME YOUR FRIEND GREAT SCOTT.
I HOPE THIS CD PROMO WORKS I THINK EVERYONE MOSTLY JUST USES SPOTIFY NOW BUT I AM VERY OLD SCHOOL SOMETIMES. ANYWAY I RECENTLY HAD MY IDENTITY STOLEN AND MY HEART BROKEN AND I FOUND OUT I HAD TO FIGHT THE JOKER RIGHT AFTER DECIDING NOT TO BE BATSCOTT, SO I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I AM NOT HAVING A GREAT WEEK. ALSO MY NEMESIS TREACHEROUS TRENT IS BACK AND ORCHESTRATED ALL OF THIS AND IF YOU DID NOT NOTICE GREAT BEAR IS ON BEARCATION FOR A LITTLE WHILE SO HE IS NOT EVEN HERE TO GIVE ME SAGE ADVICE LIKE HE USUALLY DOES.
BASICALLY IT IS A LOT RIGHT NOW.
ANYWAY I JUST WANTED TO WRITE SOME OF MY THOUGHTS DOWN BEFORE THEY TURN OFF MY HUMBLE IPHONE 13 PRO MAX FOR NON PAYMENT. EVEN THOUGH MY LIFE IS CURRENTLY A BIG POOP SANDWICH I APPRECIATE THE PRIMETIME FANS AND THE OTHER GOOD GUYS FOR ALL OF THEIR SUPPORT. IT IS VERY COOL TO BE IN THE TOP FIVE AND BE JUST AS GOOD AS BRANDON YOUNGBLOOD NOW AND JUST IMAGINE SOMEDAY MAYBE I WILL BE WORLD CHAMPION AND BARELY SQUEAK BY CANCER JILES.
EASY SCOTT DO NOT GET AHEAD OF YOURSELF.
FIRST I WANT TO BECOME THE IMPULSE CHAMPION.
I REALLY DO MEAN THAT GUYS I AM NOT JOKING I WOULD NEVER JOKE ABOUT THE IMPULSE TITLE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT. MOST OF YOU DID NOT KNOW ME BEFORE PRIMETIME BUT IT IS FAIR TO SAY THAT I WAS A BIG JABRONI. A GREAT JABRONI BUT STILL A JABRONI. I DID BEAT SCOTT STEVENS ONCE THOUGH AND HE WAS VERY POWERFUL AND HAD BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN SO MAYBE IT WAS NOT ALL BAD. SORRY FOR SHOOTING BUT THAT WAS JUST FOR LINDSAY TROY BECAUSE SHE IS NOT HAVING A GREAT WEEK AND I WANTED TO REMIND HER ABOUT THE BINDERS.
ANYWAY I WAS A JABRONI.
I DID NOT WIN A LOT OF MATCHES AND I KNOW THAT WHEN I SIGNED WITH PRIMETIME A LOT OF PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE. EVEN LINDSAY TROY LAUGHED WHEN MELVIN SIGNED ME EVEN THOUGH I WAS TRAINED AT SIXTIME ACADEMY BY HER EX BOYFRIEND MIKE BEST BEFORE A COWBOY BIRD NAMED CLAY BURNED IT DOWN AND BECAME A REAL LIFE ARSONIST. CLAY IF YOU ARE READING THIS ARSON IS NOT GREAT AND NEITHER IS SLEEPING ON GREAT SCOTT GUYS I AM NOT A MATTRESS OR A SLEEPING BAG. I HAVE WORKED VERY HARD TO BECOME GREAT AND NOW I AM SEEING RESULTS AND I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF BUT RIGHT NOW LIFE IS HARD
I DON’T KNOW I AM VERY LOST RIGHT NOW.
EVEN THOUGH GREAT THOTT WAS NOT REAL SHE WAS VERY REAL TO ME SHE EVEN SENT NUDES. I MISS HER WIDE SHOULDERS AND THE MUSCLES IN HER BACK. I MISS THE WAY HER MULLET LOOKED LIKE A CAPE IN THE WIND. I MISS THAT ONE TIME I ASKED WHAT SHE WAS WEARING AND SHE SAID SHE WAS ONLY WEARING A PAIR OF HIGH HEELS AND A T-SHIRT WITH MY FACE ON IT THAT WAS GREAT. MY HEART FEELS VERY SAD NOW THAT I KNOW SHE WAS CATFISH CATHY ALL ALONG. PLUS SHE STOLE MY IDENTITY AND GAVE IT TO TREACHEROUS TRENT SO THAT ALSO WAS NOT GREAT.
BUT I STILL HAVE MY DREAM.
YOU CAN NOT STEAL A DREAM EVEN IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE’S FULL SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER. MY DREAM TO BECOME THE IMPULSE CHAMPION IS ALL I HAVE SO MELVIN IF YOU READ THIS, PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE TO WIN THAT BELT AT THE SUPERSHOW. PLEASE MELVIN. IT IS LITERALLY ALL I HAVE I CANNOT EVEN BUY A SANDWICH WITH APPLE PAY RIGHT NOW. I DO NOT CARE THAT I AM TECHNICALLY HOMELESS OR THAT I DO NOT HAVE ANY MONEY PLEASE I JUST WANT A CHANCE AT MY DREAM. I AM UNDEFEATED IN PRIMETIME AND I HAVE A GOOD ATTITUDE AND I AM GOING TO BEAT THE JOKER MELVIN PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE.
PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME OFF THE SUPERSHOW.
PLEASE MELVIN I HAVE A DREAM.
IMAGINE IF MARTIN LUTHER KING SAID HE HAD A DREAM BUT NO ONE LISTENED. THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE HE IS A HERO AND I AM NOT SAYING I AM LIKE MARTIN LUTHER KING OR ANYTHING BUT I DO HAVE A DREAM TOO.
MELVIN AND LINDSAY PLEASE DO THE RIGHT THING.
GREAT SCOTT AT GREAT AMERICAN NIGHTMARE.
MY NAME IS IN THE NAME OF THE SHOW.
PLEASE.