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Posted on 05/26/23 at 6:28am by Rocky de Leon

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Rocky de Leon

Rocky was scrambling eggs for breakfast when suddenly…

🎶 Run to the Hilllllllls… Run fooooor your liiiiiiiiiiives! 🎶

*Beep*

“Sup, Daisy?”

“You hear about Espy?”

“Who now?”

“Esperanza. The lady on the South side whose husband died of like tuberculosis or some shit when we were in college.”

“Oh yeah, she the one that always brings ginger snaps to Green as it Gets?”

“That’s her. Anyway, she was visiting her husband and found some junkie on top of his grave. Dude soiled himself, tried to reenact a shitty teen movie, then passed back out in the dirt. Apparently he barfed all over the headstone, too.”

A moment of silence.

“Gross.”

“Yeah, man, real gross.”

Another moment of silence.

“Mateo would be so happy.”

“God, yeah, he’d fuckin’ love it.”

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