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Cancer Jiles Cancer Jiles

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Cancer Jiles

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Cancer Jiles

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Alignment: heel

Nickname: The Closer, The COOLympian, The Greek God of COOL, The MAIN EVENT

First Name: Cancer

Last Name: Jiles

Date of Birth: 04/20/1987

Hometown: Philadelphia, PA

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 218


Manager(s):


Additional Information:

Jiles has done a lot of things in the sport of wrestling. He’s been around it for the better part of 15 years. In all of that time the one thing he is on the record as being most proud of is carrying Bobby Dean and Doozer to stardom and unimaginable heights while playing the role of sole and righteous leader of the world renowned eGG Bandits.

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Jiles is a cheat. ALWAYS, constantly, and even when he doesn’t have to be. Like Voldemort he is able to summon a cowardice spell at a moment’s notice. In fact, he’s played the part of possum so often that when possums play possum it is now called Jilesing. Opponents’ eyes, privates, nipples, knees, and any other weakness are fair game. For being such a notorious cheat he’s not really a weapons guy. He can swing a chair, but outside of that he’s no specialist.

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Jiles has the survivability of a cockroach vacationing during Nuclear Winter. He has been, can, and will be on the receiving end of some of the most legendary ass kickings the sport has ever seen. Pillar to post. Slaughtered. Seemed to have been murdered. Dragged. Tarred. Feathered. Buried. BURIED. REALLY FUCKING BURIED. Yet, he persists.

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Jiles carries grudges. All kinds. Meaningless. Petty. Stupid. Simple. SALTY. Complex. Hate fueled. You name it, he carries it. Step on his shoes and there’s a good chance you’ll become his enemy. Slander his name and the surf is up, bro.

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Jiles’ hair, the golden blond oil slick that it is, is impervious to detriment. Try to mess it up at your own peril.

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Jiles’ shades, Terminator Skullfucker Hunters (T-shades), are jet black frames with a mirror tint to the lenses. Don’t touch them. Don’t think about them. Don’t even dream about them. Day, REM, wet… whatever. The precious heirloom covers half of his always clean kempt face when worn, and he wears them all. of. the. time. To be clear, he doesn’t wear them while competing inside the ring, but everywhere else, yes. Be it at night, to bed, in the movie theater, in the shower, while skydiving, or playing blackjack.

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Jiles doesn’t like fruit.

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Jiles is the self proclaimed Greek God of COOL, and claims to be the only mortal to have ever ascended the summit of COOLYMPUS.

Theme Music: "I Am The Cool" by Screaming Jay Hawkins

Setup Move COOLYMPIAN YOLJK

Yellow muta mist

Finishing Move: Terminal Cancer

Superkick

General Moveset:

Common Moves: Low Blow, Eye Rake, Back Rake, Toe/Finger Stomp, Open Hand Slap, Knife Edge Chop, German Suplex, Shin Kicks, Fish Hook, Swinging Neck Breaker, Closed Fists, Possum

Trademark Moves: Missile Dropkick, Picture Perfect Knee Clip, DDT, Superplex


Entrance Description:

My shit is custom.

Alexi, how do you say crumb in Russian?

Alexi, how do you say crumb in Russian?

Posted on 01/21/23 at 2:13pm by Cancer Jiles

Event: ReVival 21

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Crumb Cakes and Namesakes

Crumb Cakes and Namesakes

Posted on 12/10/22 at 11:05pm by Cancer Jiles

Event: COLOSSUS 2022

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COOLOSSUS

COOLOSSUS

Posted on 10/29/22 at 8:26pm by Cancer Jiles

Event: ReVival 18

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My Queen

My Queen

Posted on 09/28/22 at 4:58pm by Cancer Jiles

Character Development

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Going Fishing

Going Fishing

Posted on 09/17/22 at 6:27pm by Cancer Jiles

Event: ULTRAVIOLENCE 2022

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Leaving Las Vegas

Leaving Las Vegas

Posted on 09/03/22 at 9:12pm by Cancer Jiles

Event: ReVival 15

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Pathetic Pete Gets a Rub

Pathetic Pete Gets a Rub

Posted on 08/06/22 at 8:56am by Cancer Jiles

Event: ReVival 13

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An egg

An egg

Posted on 07/09/22 at 5:36pm by Cancer Jiles

Event: ReVival 11

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Over Easy

Over Easy

Posted on 06/25/22 at 10:23am by Cancer Jiles

Event: GREAT AMERICAN NIGHTMARE 2022

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Eat Your Heart Out

Eat Your Heart Out

Posted on 06/10/22 at 12:01pm by Cancer Jiles

Event: ReVival 10

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I’m Down on Wounded Knee

I’m Down on Wounded Knee

Posted on 05/14/22 at 4:11am by Cancer Jiles

Event: ReVival 8

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Little Red Youngblood

Little Red Youngblood

Posted on 04/02/22 at 9:20am by Cancer Jiles

Event: CULTURE SHOCK 2022

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Prom King

Prom King

Posted on 03/09/22 at 5:04pm by Cancer Jiles

Event: ReVival 5

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The Sound of Silence

The Sound of Silence

Posted on 02/24/22 at 1:38pm by Cancer Jiles

Event: ReVival 4

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COOL: The Bounty Hunter

COOL: The Bounty Hunter

Posted on 02/09/22 at 2:42pm by Cancer Jiles

Event: ReVival 3

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More Like Number Two By Definition

More Like Number Two By Definition

Posted on 01/24/22 at 2:30pm by Cancer Jiles

Event: ReVival 2

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CANCER JILES vs. IVAN STANISLAV

CANCER JILES vs. IVAN STANISLAV

Event: ReVival 21

Event Date: 01/27/2023

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MORE THAN YOUR LIFE

MORE THAN YOUR LIFE

Event: COLOSSUS 2022

Event Date: 12/16/2022

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UNIVERSAL TITLE: CANCER JILES (C) vs. HAYES HANLON

UNIVERSAL TITLE: CANCER JILES (C) vs. HAYES HANLON

Event: COLOSSUS 2022

Event Date: 12/16/2022

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YOUR PLACE ON THE MOUNTAIN

YOUR PLACE ON THE MOUNTAIN

Event: ReVival 20

Event Date: 12/02/2022

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FREE REIGN

FREE REIGN

Event: ReVival 19

Event Date: 11/18/2022

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A SPECIAL REFEREE

A SPECIAL REFEREE

Event: ReVival 19

Event Date: 11/18/2022

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GOT ANY PLANS?

GOT ANY PLANS?

Event: ReVival 18

Event Date: 11/04/2022

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UNIVERSAL TITLE: CANCER JILES (C) VS. NOVA

UNIVERSAL TITLE: CANCER JILES (C) VS. NOVA

Event: ReVival 18

Event Date: 11/04/2022

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A STAR IS BORN

A STAR IS BORN

Event: ReVival 17

Event Date: 10/21/2022

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LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF BANDITS

LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF BANDITS

Event: ReVival 16

Event Date: 10/07/2022

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NAP TIME

NAP TIME

Event: ULTRAVIOLENCE 2022

Event Date: 09/23/2022

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UNIVERSAL TITLE: CANCER JILES vs. JULIAN BATHORY

UNIVERSAL TITLE: CANCER JILES vs. JULIAN BATHORY

Event: ULTRAVIOLENCE 2022

Event Date: 09/23/2022

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HOLD UP

HOLD UP

Event: ULTRAVIOLENCE 2022

Event Date: 09/23/2022

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CANCER JILES vs. DUSK

CANCER JILES vs. DUSK

Event: ReVival 15

Event Date: 09/09/2022

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MELTDOWN

MELTDOWN

Event: ReVival 15

Event Date: 09/09/2022

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EGG SALAD

EGG SALAD

Event: ReVival 14

Event Date: 08/26/2022

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PETE WHEALDON vs. CANCER JILES

PETE WHEALDON vs. CANCER JILES

Event: ReVival 13

Event Date: 08/12/2022

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RECRUITMENT DRIVE

RECRUITMENT DRIVE

Event: ReVival 11

Event Date: 07/15/2022

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HAYES HANLON vs. CANCER JILES

HAYES HANLON vs. CANCER JILES

Event: ReVival 11

Event Date: 07/15/2022

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CANCER JILES VS. JULIAN BATHORY TALE OF THE TAPE

CANCER JILES VS. JULIAN BATHORY TALE OF THE TAPE

Event: GREAT AMERICAN NIGHTMARE 2022

Event Date: 07/01/2022

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WINNER GETS TITLE SHOT AT ULTRAVIOLENCE: <P>CANCER JILES vs. JULIAN BATHORY

WINNER GETS TITLE SHOT AT ULTRAVIOLENCE:

CANCER JILES vs. JULIAN BATHORY

Event: GREAT AMERICAN NIGHTMARE 2022

Event Date: 07/01/2022

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COOL OPEN

COOL OPEN

Event: ReVival 10

Event Date: 06/17/2022

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CANCER JILES vs. FLAMBERGE

CANCER JILES vs. FLAMBERGE

Event: ReVival 10

Event Date: 06/17/2022

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ZEB WHO?

ZEB WHO?

Event: ReVival 8

Event Date: 05/20/2022

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UNIVERSAL TITLE: BRANDON YOUNGBLOOD (c) vs. CANCER JILES

UNIVERSAL TITLE: BRANDON YOUNGBLOOD (c) vs. CANCER JILES

Event: ReVival 8

Event Date: 05/20/2022

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Don’t Let Him Win

Don’t Let Him Win

Event: ReVival 7

Event Date: 05/06/2022

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The Return Of The Yolk

The Return Of The Yolk

Event: ReVival 6

Event Date: 04/22/2022

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ALMASY INVITATIONAL FINALS: 1 BRANDON YOUNGBLOOD vs. 8 CANCER JILES

ALMASY INVITATIONAL FINALS: 1 BRANDON YOUNGBLOOD vs. 8 CANCER JILES

Event: CULTURE SHOCK 2022

Event Date: 04/08/2022

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14 Teddy Palmer vs. 8 Cancer Jiles

14 Teddy Palmer vs. 8 Cancer Jiles

Event: ReVival 5

Event Date: 03/18/2022

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Bandit Bomb

Bandit Bomb

Event: ReVival 4

Event Date: 03/04/2022

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8 Cancer Jiles vs. 12 John Kennedy Royko Jr.

8 Cancer Jiles vs. 12 John Kennedy Royko Jr.

Event: ReVival 4

Event Date: 03/04/2022

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To Do

To Do

Event: ReVival 3

Event Date: 02/18/2022

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Look No Further

Look No Further

Event: ReVival 3

Event Date: 02/18/2022

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1 Nova vs. 8 Cancer Jiles

1 Nova vs. 8 Cancer Jiles

Event: ReVival 3

Event Date: 02/18/2022

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8 Cancer Jiles vs. 9 Tapioca Puddings

8 Cancer Jiles vs. 9 Tapioca Puddings

Event: ReVival 2

Event Date: 02/04/2022

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eGG Pudding

eGG Pudding

Event: ReVival 1

Event Date: 01/21/2022

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REVIVAL 21 NEWS AND NOTES

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REVIVAL 21 FULL CARD ANNOUNCED

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Staff

PWA 1 FULL CARD ANNOUNCED

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January 6, 2023

Staff

POST-COLOSSUS PRESS CONFERENCE

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Staff

RUMOR MILLS: NEW YEAR’S EVE EDITION

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