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Mortimer Kjedelig Mortimer Kjedelig

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Mortimer Kjedelig

Record: 2 - 6 - 1

Mortimer Kjedelig

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Alignment: heel

First Name: Mortimer

Last Name: Kjedelig

Date of Birth: 04/01/1980

Hometown: Horace, North Dakota

Height: 6'3"

Weight: 248


Manager(s):


Additional Information:

Until about a year ago, by all rights, Mortimer Kjedelig did not exist. He is very protective of his identity as he wears a mask in and out of the ring. What is known is that he trained for six months with “The Bruisin’ Butcher” Barry Lanske where he was able to master the art of the headlock, the snap suplex, and atomic drop for a small fee of $500.18. He has had, to date, two indie matches - one, a squash victory against Marty “Pee Wee” Poppers and the other, a squash loss against Bigfoot Banner.

He lives in a double wide trailer in Horace, North Dakota and succumbs to his secret shame, the only thing that helps him forget his past: romantic comedies. He would rather play games of chance and indulge in a night of drinking than fix his leaky roof. And sometimes, he will be seen conversing in hushed tones with an unidentified gentleman.

Theme Music: “You’re Nobody ‘Til Somebody Loves You” by Dean Martin

Setup Move Bust Out

Arm Trap Neckbreaker

Finishing Move: Double Arm DDT


General Moveset:

Common Moves
Atomic Drop
Headlock
Clothesline
Snap Suplex
Punches and Uppercuts
Kicks and Stomps
Low Blow
Eye Rake
Abdominal Stretch
Bulldog

Trademark Moves
Powerslam
DDT
Diving Elbow Drop-Top Rope
Front Facelock while clubbing his opponent in the back with his forearm


Entrance Description:

The opening riffs of “You’re Nobody Til Somebody Loves You” by Dean Martin begins and the masked man emerges from the curtain as the lights dim and the spotlights shine on the ramp. Mortimer Kjedelig begins making his way down the ramp, pointing to the fans in attendance. As he walks by, he pays no attention to the fans, he’s there to a job and his gait shows it. He slides into the ring under the bottom rope, step up to the middle turnbuckle and raise his hands in the air as the spotlight shines upon him. He hops off the turnbuckle and readies himself for the match as the music fades.

Enjoy the Meal

Enjoy the Meal

Posted on 01/31/23 at 11:35pm by Mortimer Kjedelig

Event: ReVival 22

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Bad Words and Russian Turds

Bad Words and Russian Turds

Posted on 12/06/22 at 10:01pm by Mortimer Kjedelig

Event: COLOSSUS 2022

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Gamble/Mortimer-Exfoliating Condiments and Concussions

Gamble/Mortimer-Exfoliating Condiments and Concussions

Posted on 11/26/22 at 11:40pm by Mortimer Kjedelig

Event: ReVival 20

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Speckles is a Clown’s Name.

Speckles is a Clown’s Name.

Posted on 10/10/22 at 6:42pm by Mortimer Kjedelig

Event: ReVival 17

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Apparently Randy Jackson is NOT on the $20 Bill

Apparently Randy Jackson is NOT on the $20 Bill

Posted on 09/24/22 at 11:34pm by Mortimer Kjedelig

Character Development

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Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Posted on 09/17/22 at 3:41pm by Mortimer Kjedelig

Event: ULTRAVIOLENCE 2022

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Kenny F(Beep)pants

Kenny F(Beep)pants

Posted on 08/18/22 at 11:03pm by Mortimer Kjedelig

Event: ReVival 14

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Mah Mae Mi Mo Moo

Mah Mae Mi Mo Moo

Posted on 07/17/22 at 6:10pm by Mortimer Kjedelig

Event: ReVival 12

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IMDB Rating 3.2

IMDB Rating 3.2

Posted on 06/19/22 at 8:05pm by Mortimer Kjedelig

Event: GREAT AMERICAN NIGHTMARE 2022

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Turns Out Mortimer is Not Belgian, He’s Not Even a Mortimer

Turns Out Mortimer is Not Belgian, He’s Not Even a Mortimer

Posted on 06/09/22 at 10:52pm by Mortimer Kjedelig

Event: ReVival 10

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Bloop, Bloop, Conspiracy

Bloop, Bloop, Conspiracy

Posted on 05/11/22 at 10:38am by Mortimer Kjedelig

Event: ReVival 8

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The Tale of Vinnie Spandex

The Tale of Vinnie Spandex

Posted on 04/24/22 at 11:03am by Mortimer Kjedelig

Event: ReVival 7

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THE MEET YUTE… DID YOU SAY “YUTE”?

THE MEET YUTE… DID YOU SAY “YUTE”?

Event: ReVival 21

Event Date: 01/27/2023

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IVAN STANISLAV vs. MORTIMER KNIGHTENGALE

IVAN STANISLAV vs. MORTIMER KNIGHTENGALE

Event: COLOSSUS 2022

Event Date: 12/16/2022

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THE GAMBLE APPRECIATION SOCIETY vs. THE ANGLO LUCHADOR AND IVAN STANISLAV

THE GAMBLE APPRECIATION SOCIETY vs. THE ANGLO LUCHADOR AND IVAN STANISLAV

Event: ReVival 20

Event Date: 12/02/2022

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STATE OF CONFUSION… STATE OF CONFUSION

STATE OF CONFUSION… STATE OF CONFUSION

Event: ReVival 19

Event Date: 11/18/2022

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MORTIMER KJEDELIG vs. TRISTAN-CRISPIN GLADHAPPY

MORTIMER KJEDELIG vs. TRISTAN-CRISPIN GLADHAPPY

Event: ReVival 17

Event Date: 10/21/2022

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KNIGHTINGALE SINGS, COMMUNISM FLINGS

KNIGHTINGALE SINGS, COMMUNISM FLINGS

Event: ReVival 17

Event Date: 10/21/2022

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A STORY ABOUT A SANDWICH (NO WOMEN WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS SEGMENT)

A STORY ABOUT A SANDWICH (NO WOMEN WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS SEGMENT)

Event: ReVival 17

Event Date: 10/21/2022

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AH DO ME RAY

AH DO ME RAY

Event: ReVival 16

Event Date: 10/07/2022

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MORTIMER KJEDELIG vs. TONY GAMBLE

MORTIMER KJEDELIG vs. TONY GAMBLE

Event: ULTRAVIOLENCE 2022

Event Date: 09/23/2022

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THIS IS ONE KOOSHY OFFICE

THIS IS ONE KOOSHY OFFICE

Event: ReVival 15

Event Date: 09/09/2022

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MORTIMER KJEDELIG vs. KENNY FREEMAN

MORTIMER KJEDELIG vs. KENNY FREEMAN

Event: ReVival 14

Event Date: 08/26/2022

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HE AIN’T A HORSE, BUT I’LL PUNCH HIM

HE AIN’T A HORSE, BUT I’LL PUNCH HIM

Event: ReVival 14

Event Date: 08/26/2022

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BUSTER GLOVES vs. MORTIMER KJEDELIG

BUSTER GLOVES vs. MORTIMER KJEDELIG

Event: ReVival 12

Event Date: 07/29/2022

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ADMIRAL ACKBAR WAS RIGHT!

ADMIRAL ACKBAR WAS RIGHT!

Event: ReVival 12

Event Date: 07/29/2022

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I SAW THE SIGN

I SAW THE SIGN

Event: ReVival 11

Event Date: 07/15/2022

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LORDY, LORDY…HERE COMES MORTY…

LORDY, LORDY…HERE COMES MORTY…

Event: GREAT AMERICAN NIGHTMARE 2022

Event Date: 07/01/2022

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INTENSE TITLE TALE OF THE TAPE

INTENSE TITLE TALE OF THE TAPE

Event: GREAT AMERICAN NIGHTMARE 2022

Event Date: 07/01/2022

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INTENSE TITLE: BARBED WIRE ROPES MATCH <P>RIA NIGHTSHADE VS. THE ANGLO LUCHADOR VS. MORTIMER KJEDELIG VS. ANNA DANIELS

INTENSE TITLE: BARBED WIRE ROPES MATCH

RIA NIGHTSHADE VS. THE ANGLO LUCHADOR VS. MORTIMER KJEDELIG VS. ANNA DANIELS

Event: GREAT AMERICAN NIGHTMARE 2022

Event Date: 07/01/2022

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THE MASK OF MALAISE (THAT’S A DESSERT, RIGHT?)

THE MASK OF MALAISE (THAT’S A DESSERT, RIGHT?)

Event: ReVival 10

Event Date: 06/17/2022

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MORTIMER KJEDELIG vs. RIA NIGHTSHADE vs. BALAAM THE MASK OF MALICE

MORTIMER KJEDELIG vs. RIA NIGHTSHADE vs. BALAAM THE MASK OF MALICE

Event: ReVival 10

Event Date: 06/17/2022

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MILLS, MORTIMER, MATTRESSES, AND MCFLYS

MILLS, MORTIMER, MATTRESSES, AND MCFLYS

Event: ReVival 9

Event Date: 06/03/2022

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MORTIMER KJEDELIG vs. FLAMBERGE

MORTIMER KJEDELIG vs. FLAMBERGE

Event: ReVival 8

Event Date: 05/20/2022

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DIAL “T” FOR TIME TRAVEL OR TICONDEROGA OR TRIGONOMETRY OR…

DIAL “T” FOR TIME TRAVEL OR TICONDEROGA OR TRIGONOMETRY OR…

Event: ReVival 8

Event Date: 05/20/2022

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MORTIMER KJEDELIG vs. GREAT SCOTT

MORTIMER KJEDELIG vs. GREAT SCOTT

Event: ReVival 7

Event Date: 05/06/2022

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Time Lords Drive Fords (Not DeLoreans)

Time Lords Drive Fords (Not DeLoreans)

Event: ReVival 7

Event Date: 05/06/2022

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Mortimus Prime

Mortimus Prime

Event: ReVival 6

Event Date: 04/22/2022

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January 6, 2023

Staff

POST-COLOSSUS PRESS CONFERENCE

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January 5, 2023

Staff

A ROYAL DECREE REGARDING REVIVAL 21

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December 7, 2022

Staff

COLOSSUS NIGHT ONE GAMBLING ODDS FROM THE H.O.G!

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Staff

REVIVAL 17 NEWS AND NOTES

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