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Ned Reform Ned Reform

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Ned Reform

Record: 3 - 3

Ned Reform

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Alignment: heel

Nickname: The Sage on the Stage, The Pedagogue of Pain, The Philosopher King, The Warrior Poet, The Socrates of Slam

First Name: Ned

Last Name: Reform

Date of Birth: 02/09/1992

Hometown: Litchfield, Connecticut

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 227 lbs


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Additional Information:

Ned Reform - excuse me, that’s DOCTOR Ned Reform, is a highly intelligent, cultured, and gracious man. Rarely do men of Reform’s intellectual pedigree debase themselves by entering the knuckle-dragging intellectual blackhole that is professional wrestling, but Dr. Reform is of a different breed: he believes that he can change the culture, elevate the discourse, and raise pro-wrestling out of the gutter and transform it into the highly respected art form that it should be. While the fans should feel gracious that he is able to find time in his busy schedule of teaching courses at Yale, publishing his swaths of important research in peer reviewed journals, and entertaining offers to keynote speak at conferences to step into the squared circle - they rarely ARE appreciative. No matter - that is the burden one suffers for being a hero among men. Someday, Reform will have the breakthrough he’s always sought, and then the fans - and YOU, dear reader, will understand exactly who he is.

Theme Music: "Fur Elise" by Cole Rolland

Finishing Move: The Ad Hominem

Crossface Chickenwing

General Moveset:

Signature Moves:
1. The Syllabuster ()
2. The Thesis Statement (Top Rope Guillotine Leg Drop)
3. "The Thinking Man's Elbow Drop" - Reform makes a big show of doing the ol' "I'm so smart look at me point to my big brain" taunt before dropping an elbow into the heart.
4. "The Thinking Man's Uppercut" - that stop, drop, uppercut move that Cody Rhodes and Goldust do. Always followed by pointing to his big brain and smirking

10 Common Holds/Maneuvers 1. Abdominal Stretch (rope assisted)
2. German Suplex
3. Standing headscissors into a swinging knee strike
4. Dropkick to knee
5. Spinning heel kick
6. Double knee lift
7. Rope assisted schoolboy
8. Delayed neckbreaker
9. Arm breaker
10. Seated senton to force an opponent to the mat or to an opponent's leg draped over the bottom rope
11. Snapmare into a surfboard
12. Diving elbow drop
13. Stands on the shoulder of an opponent draped over the middle rope, choking them in the process
14. Hair Pull Hangman to the outside
15. Missile Drop Kick (top rope)
16. Leaping stomp to hand
17. Overhead arm wrench throw
18. Arm wrench breaker
19. Knee drops to arm
20. Arm wrench into turnbuckle


Entrance Description:

The very familiar opening chords of Beethoven’s “Fur Elise” echo throughout the arena as the lights take on a purple hue and the fans begin to jeer in earnest.

The piano transitions into a rock version of the classic - a modern rock version by Cole Rolland - as the man himself, Ned Reform, appears through the curtain. He’s dressed for action: purple and white singlet, white boots, and arrogant smirk. One hand is tucked behind his back as he scans the people, completely no-selling the rude gestures and boos. Behind Reform lurks his muscle, the uber athletic and no-nonsense TA Cole.

Reform begins to walk to the ring, waving and smiling to his “adoring” fans.

He hops onto the ring apron, gives his feet a good wipe or two, and then steps through the ropes and into the ring. He makes his way to the turnbuckle, bracing his hands on the top rope and leaning back to test its integrity. While he’s doing this, he catches sight of the hard cam and gives it a little wink before the music fades out.

Dr. Ned Reform and the Gracious Goodbye

Dr. Ned Reform and the Gracious Goodbye

Posted on 03/17/23 at 9:21am by Ned Reform

Event: ReVival 25

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TA Levi Cole and The Mighty Mystery of the Missing Mentor

TA Levi Cole and The Mighty Mystery of the Missing Mentor

Posted on 02/04/23 at 8:48am by Ned Reform

Event: ReVival 22

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Dr. Ned Reform and the Descent into the Depths of Depravity

Dr. Ned Reform and the Descent into the Depths of Depravity

Posted on 01/10/23 at 12:25pm by Ned Reform

Character Development

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The Ballad of Jimmy Dufresne, Chapter Two: Wasted Potential

The Ballad of Jimmy Dufresne, Chapter Two: Wasted Potential

Posted on 12/22/22 at 8:14am by Ned Reform

Character Development

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Dr. Ned Reform and the Case of the Secluded Celebration

Dr. Ned Reform and the Case of the Secluded Celebration

Posted on 11/25/22 at 8:31pm by Ned Reform

Event: ReVival 20

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Dr. Ned Reform and the Case of The Maybe Midlife Crisis

Dr. Ned Reform and the Case of The Maybe Midlife Crisis

Posted on 10/28/22 at 1:17pm by Ned Reform

Event: ReVival 18

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The Ballad of Jimmy Dufresne. Chapter 1: Secret Origins

The Ballad of Jimmy Dufresne. Chapter 1: Secret Origins

Posted on 10/08/22 at 10:27pm by Ned Reform

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Dr. Ned Reform and the Case of the Prehistoric Paradigm

Dr. Ned Reform and the Case of the Prehistoric Paradigm

Posted on 09/29/22 at 1:31pm by Ned Reform

Event: ReVival 16

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Dr. Ned Reform and the Case of the Delusional Daniels

Dr. Ned Reform and the Case of the Delusional Daniels

Posted on 08/16/22 at 2:31pm by Ned Reform

Event: ReVival 14

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Orientation

Orientation

Posted on 07/25/22 at 9:27pm by Ned Reform

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NED REFORM vs. ABE LIPSCHITZ

NED REFORM vs. ABE LIPSCHITZ

Event: ReVival 25

Event Date: 03/24/2023

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FRIEDA

FRIEDA

Event: ReVival 24

Event Date: 03/10/2023

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JUST GOOGLE IT

JUST GOOGLE IT

Event: ReVival 23

Event Date: 02/24/2023

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ALIAS TITLE TOURNAMENT: NED REFORM VS. DARIN ZION

ALIAS TITLE TOURNAMENT: NED REFORM VS. DARIN ZION

Event: ReVival 22

Event Date: 02/10/2023

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NOT DOING IT

NOT DOING IT

Event: ReVival 21

Event Date: 01/27/2023

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SHOULD OLD ACQUAINTANCES BE FORGOT? YES, PLEASE.

SHOULD OLD ACQUAINTANCES BE FORGOT? YES, PLEASE.

Event: COLOSSUS 2022

Event Date: 12/16/2022

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ALEX STEEL vs. NED REFORM

ALEX STEEL vs. NED REFORM

Event: ReVival 20

Event Date: 12/02/2022

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OFFICE HOURS

OFFICE HOURS

Event: ReVival 20

Event Date: 12/02/2022

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MERCY KILLING

MERCY KILLING

Event: ReVival 18

Event Date: 11/04/2022

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HAYES HANLON vs. NED REFORM

HAYES HANLON vs. NED REFORM

Event: ReVival 18

Event Date: 11/04/2022

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THE DOCTOR GETS HIS SHOT

THE DOCTOR GETS HIS SHOT

Event: ReVival 17

Event Date: 10/21/2022

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GREAT SCOTT vs. NED REFORM

GREAT SCOTT vs. NED REFORM

Event: ReVival 16

Event Date: 10/07/2022

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ANNA DANIELS vs. NED REFORM

ANNA DANIELS vs. NED REFORM

Event: ReVival 14

Event Date: 08/26/2022

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POSITIVE DETERMINATION SEEKING

POSITIVE DETERMINATION SEEKING

Event: ReVival 13

Event Date: 08/12/2022

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A NEW FACE

A NEW FACE

Event: ReVival 12

Event Date: 07/29/2022

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YOU DON’T WORK HERE

YOU DON’T WORK HERE

Event: ReVival 12

Event Date: 07/29/2022

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A ROYAL DECREE REGARDING REVIVAL 21

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