
6 Currently Ranked
Phil Atken
Record: 2 - 0
Phil Atken
Alignment: heel
Nickname: The Humble Proprietor
First Name: Phil
Last Name: Atken
Date of Birth: 07/23/1965
Hometown: Glasgow, Scotland
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 225lbs
Additional Information:
I am going to break down the day to day life of Philip Martin Atken for you:
Day 1 - He was born to a mother (presumably) and maybe also a father. It seems like that kind of thing was common in the 60s
Day 2 - Slept a lot, spat up in someone's face, gurgled, couldn't support own head
Day 3 - See day 2
Day 4 - Quite similar to the previous two days to be quite honest with you.
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Day 20420 - A failed wrestler in many aspects, Phil Atken existed in the wrestling universe at the same time as many of the top tier PRIME stars and any of them who were even aware of him tried to will him out of existence. Some even took pleasure at punching down upon our intrepid hero. Look, it doesn't matter is any of this is valid or not, it just FEELS right and that's more important.
Upon stepping away from the ring, Atken built up a small, niche podcast audience, jumping aboard the "failed wrestler who has opinions that weird people on Twitter think are very important" genre. This continued until he died in a ditch.
Day 20421 - I have just been informed he did not die in a ditch.
Day 20422 - Atken watched other old men get back into the wrestling game and seems to be very annoyed about this fact.
Day 20423 - This one was a real sticky situation.
Day 20424 - TBC
Setup Move The Tarp
Stalling piledriverFinishing Move: The Shotgun
Rear naked chokeGeneral Moveset:
Slap to your face
Thigh kicks
Kicks to your skull
Running kick directly to your chest
Headlock takeover
All fun varieties of headlock takeovers
Knee Bar
Arm Bar
Art Barr
Triangle Choke
Octopus Hold
Entrance Description:
"(I Want to be The One) To Watch You Die" by The Megas begins to boom all over the sound system, heralding the arrival of The Proprietor of The Glue Factory himself, Philip Martin Atken. The veteran athlete steps out and heads directly to the centre of the entrance way, not paying much mind to the reaction of the crowd at the MGM Grand. Atken is quickly joined at his side by his Chief of Security, the seven foot monster known as Hank. The tandem begin their march towards to the ring with clear purpose and clarity of mind.
Upon reaching the ring, Atken leaps up on top of the apron and the camera catches him gives a small little self satisfied smirk to himself as he wipes his boots on the edge of the canvas. Chief of Security Hank holds open the ring ropes and allows his boss to enter the ring. Hank takes his place in the corner of the ring as Atken gladly welcome the referee to check him for any contraband items.