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Alignment: face

Nickname: Riot, Mr. Powerbomb, Esq. Powerbomb Siddy, the Powerbomb Wizard. Powerbomb Sidphony, Professor Powerbomb, pHD, the Powerbomb out of Space, Nobel Prize Winner for Powerbombing Excellence, the Powerbomb Laureate, Mr. Phillips' Wild Powerbomb Ride, the Padishah Emperor of Powerbombs, the Pontiff of Powerbomb Alley, the Picasso of Powerbomb, H. Powerbomb Sidcraft, Dr. Sidlove Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Powerbomb, Hatless Sam Fedora, The Powerbomb King First of His Powerbomb, the Anti Not-Getting-Powerbombed Equation, That Which Is Powerbombed Can Never Powerbomb, The Third Inevitability Which Is Not Death Or Taxes But Just More Powerbombs, The Man Who Drew 52 Cards And Those Cards Are All Powerbombs, the Prince of Powerbombay, Three Hundred Pounds Of Sensual Powerbombing Love, Time Magazine's Sexiest Powerbomb Alive, the God of Powerbombs, the Seraphic Powerbomb, Powerbomb Boy McCree, the Assassination of Jesse James by the Powerbomb Sid Phillips, the Bio Page Breaking Powerbomb Boy, Rave Daddy Sasquatch, Big Lorenzo, Big Sid Energy, Men Fear Him, Women Want To Be Him, Wait That's Pretty Weird Actually Nevermind Forget I Said Anything

First Name: Sidney

Last Name: Phillips

Date of Birth: 02/18/2002

Hometown: Phoenix, Arizona (by way of Powerbomb Alley)

Height: 6'5"

Weight: 291 lbs. (or 2.6 powerbombs)


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Additional Information:

The son and second child of Daniel Phillips, the man who retired Joey Malone and the self-styled “King of the Cruiserweights”, here to carry on his father’s legacy in his own way. He has not yet powerbombed any celebrities.

I want you to look at this bio, see how many times the word "powerbomb" comes up, and figure out for yourself what this man is all about. Eventually, as time goes on, we'll slowly add more and more instances of the word into this bio until it's borderline unreadable. Like how "Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo" is an actual sentence. It'll be that but with powerbombs. Eventually, it'll stop registering as a word for you entirely. Eventually, you'll internalize the concept of powerbomb within yourself, becoming one with it, just as Sid has.

We are all powerbombs, in the end.

The earth itself rotates because one very swole man is constantly trying to powerbomb it into the sun. The Big Bang was simply the result of the biggest powerbomb in recorded history. Sid is merely the avatar. The very essence of the powerbomb distilled into a single man.

And so, let me introduce him to you...

He is Mr. Powerbomb, Esquire. He is Professor Powerbomb, here to show you the results of his research into the effects of the powerbomb on the human body. He's the Powerbomb Wizard, there has to be a twist. HE IS THE ONE WHO POWERBOMBS. If you gaze for long at the powerbomb, the powerbomb also gazes into you. His powerbombs bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like, "it's better than yours" and he's like "damn right, it's better than yours". He's never gonna give the powerbombs up, he's never gonna let them down, he's never gonna round around and desert them. Never bring a knife to a powerbomb fight. And why did the chicken cross the road? Because Sid powerbomb the shit out of that chicken. Just picked it up and leapt across the road and dunked that motherfucker like goddamn Vince Carter.

Powerbombs.

Theme Music: "Dead Man's Party" by Oingo Boingo

Setup Move Powerbomb

Exactly what it says on the tin, my man. It's also every move he has except the one on the right, which is a fucking cryptid.

Finishing Move: The Exploding Cyclone Homicide Driver

Jumping, spinning Fire Thunder Driver

General Moveset:

Moves:
...Okay, look.

I could sit here and pretend that he does a lot of really cool and fancy moves.

But let's be real.

Sid Phillips only wants to do one thing, and it's powerbombs. Powerbombs all day. Powerbombs in the morning. Powerbombs at lunchtime. Powerbombs for suppertime. Powerbombs all night. If Sid could solve every single problem he ever has with a powerbomb, he would. If ever confronted with a scenario in which his powerbomb is not the best way of solving the problem, then he'll simply powerbomb it anyway.

He did, however, finally learn the humble elbow strike. So he's got that, I guess.

Strengths:
- If you exist, he can powerbomb you.
- If you don't exist, he can powerbomb you anyway.
- If you're in a quantum state where you both exist and don't exist, he'll powerbomb you twice. Be one or the other. Being both is asking for more powerbombs.
- He can powerbomb you in the day.
- He can powerbomb you at night.
- He can powerbomb you out of space.
- He can powerbomb you from the Earth.
- He can powerbomb you to the Moon.
- He knows every powerbomb that exists.
- He knows every powerbomb that doesn't exist.
- He knows quantum powerbombs that exist only in theory but haven't been proven yet.
- Sometimes, he might feel frisky and powerbomb two of you at once.
- Look, we all know what Sid loves to do, and by god, he's going to do it.

Weaknesses:
- Hi, he's the powerbomb guy, doing powerbomb things. You all know what he wants to do. That's the problem!
- Inexperience. Sid is still in his second year professionally.
- The Exploding Cyclone Homicide Driver barely exists. It's a cryptid. It only exists when it is observed. Rumor has it that he did it once on pay-per-view. However, all replays show only static. Clearly.


Entrance Description:

To be rewritten when I feel like it.

Thirty-Six Views Of Mount Powerbomb

Thirty-Six Views Of Mount Powerbomb

Posted on 08/14/22 at 9:30am by Sid Phillips

Event: ReVival 14

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S2E13: “Never Give Up”

S2E13: “Never Give Up”

Posted on 07/17/22 at 10:00am by Sid Phillips

Event: ReVival 12

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Fumbling in the Dark

Fumbling in the Dark

Posted on 05/23/22 at 1:30pm by Sid Phillips

Event: ReVival 9

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When All You Have Is A Powerbomb

When All You Have Is A Powerbomb

Posted on 04/09/22 at 9:05am by Sid Phillips

Event: ReVival 6

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Meteorology

Meteorology

Posted on 03/19/22 at 8:06pm by Sid Phillips

Event: CULTURE SHOCK 2022

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WAIT UNTIL HE TELLS YOU ABOUT PLAN #9. IT’S OUT OF THIS WORLD.

WAIT UNTIL HE TELLS YOU ABOUT PLAN #9. IT’S OUT OF THIS WORLD.

Event: ReVival 21

Event Date: 01/27/2023

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TWENTY-ONE GUNZ SALUTE

TWENTY-ONE GUNZ SALUTE

Event: COLOSSUS 2022

Event Date: 12/16/2022

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BUILDING A LASTING PEACE (WITH MY BUDDIES BEEF AND EL JANITO)

BUILDING A LASTING PEACE (WITH MY BUDDIES BEEF AND EL JANITO)

Event: ReVival 20

Event Date: 12/02/2022

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GREAT SCOTT AND THE EGG BANDITS vs. THE WINDS OF CHANGE

GREAT SCOTT AND THE EGG BANDITS vs. THE WINDS OF CHANGE

Event: ReVival 20

Event Date: 12/02/2022

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WRONG PART OF TOWN

WRONG PART OF TOWN

Event: ReVival 19

Event Date: 11/18/2022

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FRONTIER JUSTICE

FRONTIER JUSTICE

Event: ReVival 19

Event Date: 11/18/2022

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THE GAMBLER’S FALLACY

THE GAMBLER’S FALLACY

Event: ReVival 19

Event Date: 11/18/2022

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POPCORN AND PATIENCE

POPCORN AND PATIENCE

Event: ReVival 18

Event Date: 11/04/2022

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BACK IN THE SADDLE

BACK IN THE SADDLE

Event: ReVival 17

Event Date: 10/21/2022

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IN THE NAME OF THE CROWNLESS KING

IN THE NAME OF THE CROWNLESS KING

Event: ReVival 16

Event Date: 10/07/2022

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SWEET MEMES ARE MADE OF THESE

SWEET MEMES ARE MADE OF THESE

Event: ULTRAVIOLENCE 2022

Event Date: 09/23/2022

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TAG TITLES: KINGS OF POPSICLES (C) vs. WINDS OF CHANGE

TAG TITLES: KINGS OF POPSICLES (C) vs. WINDS OF CHANGE

Event: ULTRAVIOLENCE 2022

Event Date: 09/23/2022

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SWORD LOGIC

SWORD LOGIC

Event: ReVival 14

Event Date: 08/26/2022

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WINDS OF CHANGE vs. SOLID GOLD ROCK N ROLL

WINDS OF CHANGE vs. SOLID GOLD ROCK N ROLL

Event: ReVival 14

Event Date: 08/26/2022

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SO THAT’S HOW IT IS

SO THAT’S HOW IT IS

Event: ReVival 12

Event Date: 07/29/2022

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THE EGG BANDITS vs. WINDS OF CHANGE

THE EGG BANDITS vs. WINDS OF CHANGE

Event: ReVival 12

Event Date: 07/29/2022

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SHEMANNEQUINS

SHEMANNEQUINS

Event: ReVival 11

Event Date: 07/15/2022

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TWO RIGHT HANDS MAKE A WRONG

TWO RIGHT HANDS MAKE A WRONG

Event: GREAT AMERICAN NIGHTMARE 2022

Event Date: 07/01/2022

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NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP FOR THE TAG TITLES: <P>NOVA AND GARBAGE BAG JOHNNY vs. WINDS OF CHANGE

NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP FOR THE TAG TITLES:

NOVA AND GARBAGE BAG JOHNNY vs. WINDS OF CHANGE

Event: GREAT AMERICAN NIGHTMARE 2022

Event Date: 07/01/2022

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INFINITE POSSIBILITIES, ONE CONCLUSION

INFINITE POSSIBILITIES, ONE CONCLUSION

Event: ReVival 10

Event Date: 06/17/2022

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NATE COLTON & NATHAN FILMIX vs. WINDS OF CHANGE

NATE COLTON & NATHAN FILMIX vs. WINDS OF CHANGE

Event: ReVival 10

Event Date: 06/17/2022

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JEFF PROBST IS THE BIGGEST FACE IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING

JEFF PROBST IS THE BIGGEST FACE IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING

Event: ReVival 9

Event Date: 06/03/2022

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TAG TEAM SURVIVOR

TAG TEAM SURVIVOR

Event: ReVival 9

Event Date: 06/03/2022

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PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION

PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION

Event: ReVival 8

Event Date: 05/20/2022

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TAG TEAM SURVIVOR

TAG TEAM SURVIVOR

Event: ReVival 8

Event Date: 05/20/2022

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TAG TEAM SURVIVOR

TAG TEAM SURVIVOR

Event: ReVival 7

Event Date: 05/06/2022

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Time Out

Time Out

Event: ReVival 7

Event Date: 05/06/2022

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What’s In The Box? Is It Puzzles!?

What’s In The Box? Is It Puzzles!?

Event: ReVival 6

Event Date: 04/22/2022

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TAG TEAM SURVIVOR 2

TAG TEAM SURVIVOR 2

Event: ReVival 6

Event Date: 04/22/2022

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BETWEEN A ROCK AND A, UHHHH…..

BETWEEN A ROCK AND A, UHHHH…..

Event: CULTURE SHOCK 2022

Event Date: 04/08/2022

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