Sid Phillips

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Additional Information:

The son and second child of Daniel Phillips, the man who retired Joey Malone and the self-styled “King of the Cruiserweights”, here to carry on his father’s legacy in his own way.

Sidney Phillips is physically gifted in the ways his childhood best friend, Joseph Malone Jr., wasn’t. A football player in high school, it seemed inevitable that Sid would chase a scholarship and a professional career in the sport. However, he instead chose the hard path, and became a professional wrestler.

After all, upon learning that Joe Jr. was becoming a pro wrestler, he knew that not even god himself would have an idea of what kind of trouble that moron was going to get himself into.

While wrestling comes naturally to Joe, Sidney’s had to work very hard to get even half as good as he is, despite clearly having the look of a wrestler. He’s aware of his shortcomings as a performer, too, but has chosen to stick it out with Joe because nobody else could keep him out of trouble as well as he could.

If Joe is the eccentric technician of the group, then Sid is the bruiser that backs him up.

Uh, he does a lot of powerbombs, though. Almost like it's the one move he cares to use. Is... is he really going to be alright?

General Moveset:

Okay, look. I could sit here and pretend that he does a lot of really cool and fancy moves.

But let's be real.

Sid Phillips only wants to do one thing, and it's powerbombs. Powerbombs all day. Powerbombs in the morning. Powerbombs at lunchtime. Powerbombs for suppertime. Powerbombs all night. If Sid could solve every single problem he ever has with a powerbomb, he would. If ever confronted with a scenario in which his powerbomb is not the best way of solving the problem, then he'll simply powerbomb it anyway.

Seriously. I only keep the ECHD there because the name makes me laugh. He only does powerbombs. It's all he knows how to do.

He's actually kind of bad at this wrestling thing!